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justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

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victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day

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fegeleinantics:

hipsterbrigadier:

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rosemweasley:

The doctor is insulting the human race. Not like when Nine did it but didn’t mean a word of it, but like ‘Go away annoying humans’. Who’s this dude and where did they put the REAL DOCTOR?

are you kidding i can think of like 8 doctors at least that would have a ‘go away humans’ sign handy at all times

I can imagine a sign on the doors of the UNIT labs that reads

"GO AWAY HUMANS, ESPECIALLY YOU BRIGADIER!!!"

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This would seriously happen with these two

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